Farting Friday.

Because farts are funny (and this will have to do until I go through some more old magazines and get a bunch of Photo Funnies scanned)

Be careful at the airport!

Why?

Well, you’ve no doubt heard about the new scanners they are slowly implemently at airport security gates? The ones that scan you so closely they can tell if you’re wearing boxers or briefs. Well, an unintended benefit is that they have removed the ability to leave the SBD – no longer will phantom farters be able to emit a stench that remains long after they’ve departed and leave their victims wondering who was responsible!